Blink-182 Dysentery Gary Acoustic Ukulele chords

Dysentery Gary Acoustic Ukulele by Blink-182

Artist: BLink 182
Song:Dysentary Gary (acoustic)


I know there's no actual acoustic version of this song but i think every good
punk song should have one.. but what do i know... welp have a look:

Chords:
    C    F     G
E|--2----3-----0----|
B|--3----3-----2----|
G|--2----0-----2----|
D|--0----0-----2----|
A|--x----2-----0----|
E|--x----3-----x----|


INTRO(not palm muted, let ring):
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4-------5-5-5-4-4-4---------------4-4-4-------------|
A|---------5-5-5-------------5-5-5-5-----------------4-4-4h5-|
E|-----------------------------------3-3-3-------5-5---------|

INTRO CONT.:

C    F  G(x2)

C                        C
 Got a lotta heart ache.  He's a fucken weasel.
F                              G
 His issues make my mind ache.  Wanna make a deal.
C                                 C
 Cause I love your little motions. You with your pigtails.
F                      G
 What a nice creation.  Worth another night in jail.

C
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
F
I would like to find him Friday night.
G
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.

RIFF 1(let ring): (6x)
E|---3--2--------------------|
B|------------3--------------|
G|-------------------0-0-0---|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|

(1)              (2)             (3)            (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
(5)                  (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.

Intro

C                         C
 So all you little ladies. Be sure to choose the right guys.
F                             G
 You'll come back to me maybe. I'll shower you with lies.
C                       C
 Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel.
F                            G
 Decisions make my mind ache. Wanna make a deal.


C
Ease away the problems and the pain.
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream.
F
All along, you wish that she would stay.
G
Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah.

C
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
F
I would like to find him Friday night.
G
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.

(1)              (2)             (3)            (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
(5)                  (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.

(1)              (2)             (3)             (4)
Fuck this place, I lost the war. I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
(5)             (6)                      D(let ring out)
Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag.

That's all. Add what you want and be creative cuz hey i'm not holding you back.
Questions comments etc? [email protected]
Only my second tab